Memento Mori

skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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reblog this if you want a cute anonymous message

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cleverness-of-me:

dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

me too omfg

(via laughingnancy)

I love how i can just leave my house for a number of days without either of my parents even sending me a text to see if I’m alive.

sirdoctorandhisrose:

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

(Source: threelivestoiled, via dontgigglesherlock)

doortotomorrow:

xxxyoloswagxxx:

i really like matt smith’s doctor but i really don’t like moffat’s doctor who do u see what i mean

There’s not enough “this” gifs on the internet to go along with this statement. 

(via its-not-the-frackin-apocalypse)

the-listening:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

(Source: lupinses, via sarcastic-fucker)

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

Shhhh…do you hear that? It’s the distant cry of all the Whovians desperately not wanting to know the Doctor’s name.

thelilnan:

stickittothemandria:

dampsandwich:

why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!

only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base

I finally understand dubstep

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